Comments My name is Charles and this is my blog.
So, I’ve decided to start an official blog on Adobe Blogs. Since I graduated (and even while in university), I’ve tried to contribute to the community as much as I could, but lately, I’ve been…well…lazy. This blog is my attempt at getting back at it, for better or for worse : P
I thought, what should my first (really second) post be about? I figured it should be something engaging, like asking people to guess approximately how many lines of code there are in CS5 (which we just recently released), or asking people to submit some ActionScript code to do something like sort a list of 10,000 numbers, most efficient gets a prize. But, I thought that these are kinda cliché and kinda boring…let’s do something fun.
How about this:
Add a comment to this post with your favorite tech joke. On June 4th, 2010 (two weeks from today), myself and an impartial jury (i.e. my team-mates) will choose the best ones, and I’ll send you a book!
I have a bunch of books ready to ship out, mostly about Flash, Flex, AIR, and ActionScript, but I obviously can’t give one to everyone. So, top 5 will definitely get something, and, if shipping isn’t killing me, runners up will get consolation prizes! That’s it!
Happy commenting!
*Important: Make sure you put a valid e-mail address so that I can contact you if you’re a winner!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
A programmers high-school girlfriend is like the square root of -2…irrational and imaginary.
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause…..
“Java.”
Rather a geek joke but a good one:
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar…and doesn’t
In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.
My other car is a CDR
Q: How many IBM Processors does it take to execute a job?
A: Four. Three to hold it down, and one to rip it’s head off.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
a sql query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and says “can i join you?”
I program this very quickly.
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yes.
There are in fact 11 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who think they’re very clever for knowing one thing about binary: 10 = decimal 2.
wife:which colour dress i should pick?
husband:green
wife:why?
husband:bcoz its thursday
wife:so……??whats logic in that??
husband(developer): i was not getting any logic to proceed my project..so thought of finding it here…
i know no one understood this…
i m very bad at explaining things…..sorry for the PJ this was purely for the book [;)
Wife sends her husband (programmer) to the store and she sais:
Darling pls buy butter and if there are eggs, buy 10,
and after 15 minutes, husband returns with 10 butters.