Very old coder…

Have you noticed the high degrees of appropriated terminology that technologies and developers continue to borrow from the music industry? Seeing a conference called mix that had nothing to do with audio technology or bartending was the spark for me. I am getting on the “band” wagon.

Some examples:

Mash-ups: Used to define when a DJ takes tracks from the seventies or eighties, roughs them up a bit, gives the bassline a little more substance and suddenly you have Pat Benatar humming along to a Digweed track. Wait, now it also means slamming technologies together (not too many from the seventies and eighties) with no bassline and producing an app where none existed before.

Mixing: Used to mean when a sound engineer (like Daniel Lanois) puts his hands on the sliders and ensures that the background vocals are not popping out in front of the svelte tones of some surfer dude. Also means data from many sources all rendered in the same UI. With Flex you can build apps that let users work the UI with sliders, which could make users feel like they are in the booth.

There are more examples of this, but rather than “harp” on these, I thought it would be fun to keep the spirit of things moving along and generate some new ones. After all, who can argue the usefulness of digital rights management for documents and files, and that was clearly driven by the music and video industry need for piracy reduction.

B-Side: Beta version developer tools being used in production applications.

Classics: 4GL

Click track: The passing of billable time.

Dub: Changing the UI without changing the app logic.

Fade in: What developers do with new tools and languages.

Fade out: What developers do during sales presentations.

Detune: Removing clustering, connection pooling, etc to point out performance bottlenecks in applications.

Karaoke: Blogging about what someone else said and quoting them verbatim and freely while doing it.

Key: Seemingly necessary adjective before the word “differentiator”

Re-mix: Changing the perception of emerging technology to match what your boss says you need.

Payola: Free hockey tickets and baseball caps given to developers in exchange for their sworn loyalty, and hopefully a customer reference story.

Top 10: Bug list.

Vocoder: Very old coder.

Voiceover: What you have to do to make sense of marketecture regardless of the audience.

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